I was in a children's clothing store called Pumpkin Patch over the weekened when I saw these hanging children's torso mannequins that really creeped me out for some reason. There's just something about a replica of a naked child torso with a hook coming out of the neck that I find unsettling.

While my girlfriend's son was having his cast removed (broken left radius and ulna), I noticed a box in a partially opened cabinet containing a box with a peculiar label. I snapped this blurry cell phone picture of it before the doctor came back into the room. I didn't get a look at what the label really actually read–probably something like "drape sheet"–because I didn't want to ruin the illusion that the doctor's office actually had a box containing "rape sheets".

From Gizmodo:

I found this sign next to a sidewalk in the coastal town of Manzanita, Oregon. As a dog owner, this made me laugh, but then again, simple things amuse me.

Last Friday, August 10th, I was in tears as I listened to Opie and Anthony on XM Radio. I was trying to work, but I couldn't stop laughing as I listened to O&A carry on with a joke about how Mancow, a rival DJ who has fallen out of popularity, was now only being broadcast in mining towns.

The bit begins a little slow, but it picks up after a little bit of setup. I've edited out tangent conversation, but it's still almost 13 minutes long, but well worth it. Once they start blurting out sounds instead of "You're listening to Mancow", that's when I lost it. I got to hear it again Friday night with my friends when it replayed around 8:00PM. I hadn't laughed that hard in a very long time.

Edit: I should clarify that the jokes are okay, but the part when "you're listening to Mancow" degrades into just a barked noise is the best part.

Download MP3: O&A – You’re Listening To Mancow

Originally aired 8/10/2007 on XM Satellite Radio
This audio file contains uncensored material.